DON'T ACCEPT IMITATIONS!

 (Actual Logo On The 100% Virgin Holder)
CIGARS THAT
TURN YOU ON!

(Actual Color Labels!)
CELEBRATE AS THE PRESIDENT DOES! OR JUST SMOKE THE DAMN THING!
CYBERSURPLUS BRINGS YOU THE LATEST AND GREATEST NOVELTY OF OUR TIME.

EACH SET INCLUDES ONE "La MONICA" CIGAR, ONE "BIG WILLY" CIGAR and the UNOFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE POCKET PROTECTOR with Exclusive WHITE HOUSE LOGO.
All UNOFFICIAL!
(See Above Picture)
(I Heard that this package is presented to all White House Interns by Hillary).
(Ya Right)

Each cigar has been chosen from exact presidential specifications:
6 inches long and 3/4 inches round
(Ya Right!)
Each Fresh American cigar is banded by hand with a full color ring featuring portraits of
Monica and Bill.  Each cigar carries the slogan "CIGARS THAT TURN YOU ON".
Each cigar is wrapped in a new cellophane wrapper to ensure freshness.
(Ya Right!  Cellophane doesn't carry fingerprints... right Bill?)
And don't forget the Unoffical White House Plastic Pocket Protector made from 100% VIRGIN VINYL!

(Ya Right!)
Now The disclaimer!
This is a GAG (I didn't mean to say that) gift for having fun (I didn't mean to say that either).  These are Novelty Gifts and should only be used as intended by lawfull abiding citizens (Not You Bill!)
If you buy this item, you certify that you are 18 years of age and that it is lawful in your state to possess such items.

IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN, DISTRIBUTOR OR RETAILER, CONTACT US FOR VOLUME PRICING.
TO GET YOURS QUICK...

For Information Contact:
PSC Consultants
108 Star Lane
Key West, FL 33040
email: pcaruso@texas.net

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